I used to have a door mat that said ‘Fuck off’ outside my front door and someone actually asked us to move it because it offended them. Can’t you read, it says fuck off. Not complain.
(via dare-to-touch-the-butt)
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- me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
- them when im sad: oh sorry
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
